英 文 笑 话--论 女 人
If you visit her too often, she thinks it's boring.
如果你找她太频繁,她会觉得烦腻。
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing.
但是如果你不去找她,她会觉得你在欺骗她的感情。
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy.
如果你穿得漂亮点,她会觉得你是个花花公子。
If you don't, you are a dull boy.
穿得破烂点,那你又是个笨头笨脑的白痴。